Back In The Game: The Snuffbox Incident

Hey all,

I've not posted on here for a while so...

For those who aren't in the know about the 'broken snuffbox' incident, it goes something like this (prepare yourself for a 'cool story'):

Last October, I was casually minding my own business in the woods in the dark...

... holding a sword and shield...

... when some chap sprints straight into me, headbutting me in the nose and bending my wrist in a very peculiar fashion.

Now then, it (the wrist) was pretty sore but I figured it would go away if I ignored it - but actually that just seemed to make it more angry and I woke up the following morning and thought for a brief moment that I had woken up beside a pasty beached whale. But no. It was just my hand.

I got home (having stayed in Leicester the night) and headed back out to Basingstoke A&E to get the bad boy checked out.

They gave me the all-clear, diagnosing the injury as extensive muscle, tendon and tissue damage and I was given a series of exercises to carry out to get it back on the mend. I was advised that I'd get back to normal after about 12 weeks.

Here's the hand on the 12th November when it had started to go down:
(still no knuckles though as the Rage reminded me, frequently... )

Unfortunately, after 3 months (and a bit) I went back to the doctor because I still couldn't actually use the hand.

My doctor poked me in the anatomical snuffbox (it's a thing!) and realised that I had a broken scaphoid.

That's this bone right here:

And so they sent me off for a little x-ray and here was mine:

Uh-oh. Big hole right there, huh.

Anyway, I found out that basically, not only had I broken my scaphoid, but these exercises had actually stopped the two halves of the bone from healing back together again and worn a big hole where all my lovely heal should have been.

Then I got told I'd have pretty bad arthritis in my wrist if I didn't have an operation to get a bone graft from my hip and replace this scaphoid bone but that the operation only had a 50% success rate. Sheesh!

Well, I need this hand for riding my bike, playing the guitar and of course, taking pictures so I did decide to go ahead with the op rather than ending up like Chris Elliott in Scary Movie 2...

So on Wednesday 20th March, my lovely mum dropped me off at St Peter's Hospital and I got to climb on in - butt naked - to one of their sexy gowns with the awesome green leggings... in a room full of other operation-goers.

I think I gave the old gent across the way a bit of an eyeful.

But I ended up in these bad boys:

Fit.

Unfortunately, there were two emergency operations that morning and that also meant that I had to wait just under four hours to get to anaesthetic but I was feeling pretty good anyway. Strangely a lot less nervous than expected. I had my book and was still smiling. :)

... and before long, along came one of my doctors came and drew a bunch of arrows on me so they knew which way up to put me on the table.

I walked down to the anaesthetist room and lay on the bed and then... I must have gotten drunk or something because I don't remember much from then on.

I woke up in a ward attended by about 5 lovely nurses where I was brought several cups of water and tea and made to eat a chicken sandwich whilst I tried to convince them I was good to get up and go home now... I had a big cast and no feeling in my arm - and I had staples and a LOT of feeling in my hip. They let me go home after about 6 hours of me failing at 'acting cool' about the ward. No change there.

My, now lovely boyfriend, Matt carefully drove me all the way back to his place from the hospital at a snails-pace as speed-bumps hurt, corners hurt and straight bits of road hurt and I got gently into a well-prepared bed surrounded in cushions and pillows and slept like a beast. :)

I intended to read for the next two days before going all the way back home to Reading but I instead spent it sleeping, puking and fainting. Because I'm so metal.

Did get this card from work though, which was nice.

With such caring words as:
"Hope you're feeling better - I have a coathanger as a standby - Greg"
"Proper glad you didn't die. Well played - Will"
"These support calls aren't going to fix themselves - Nathan"
"You wimp! Get back to work now! - John" (<- company director!)

Right... so... about three weeks after the op, I had to have the hip staples removed, which was a right shame as I was actually pretty fond of the ol' hip piercing...

... and then the first cast came off after a month and I got a more manageable (less funky-smelling) cast, in a lovely shade of purple.

AND I got to see the awesome job that Doc Sarkhel (my surgeon) had done on my arm for the first time...

She had basically taken the piece of my hip bone out, filed down the top of the original scaphoid bone to agitate it into trying to heal again and then drilled the two pieces together.

So like this... before and after:

And I also saw my wrist scar for the first time which looked pretty gnarly...

6 more weeks of the purple cast and I got to have it taken off and wear a splint for the last 6 weeks which was much nicer as it meant that my cardigans and jumpers fit me properly and I could shower without a plastic bad and a rubber band!!!

And out of the cast was a wonderful place full of having a hand and not having a cast.

Also, my hip-scar was healing well.

So, now, nine months later, my doctor has finally given me the all-clear and I can start trying to use my hand again. I, naturally, got straight out on the Harley and enjoyed a few rides and played a bit of the ol' guitar AND took some pictures (albeit, not very steady/good ones).

I plan to be shooting again very soon but I thought I'd explain where I've been and why I haven't done a lot of photography stuff lately.

Well, hope that didn't bore you to death. See you when I have done something more interesting to post about. :)

x

A couple of thank yous:
Rachel for generally looking after me and doing the washing up for the best part of nine-months. Matt for lending me his (downstairs) room for 3 days, feeding me and looking after me whilst I recovered. Plus collecting me from the hospital in the first place! Simon and Robin for bringing me sweets (and shopping!). Yvonne for helping me attend my first LARP event back and helping me with the dishes for the weekend (i.e. doing the dishes for me). Gavin for the use of his house, shower and plastic Dominoes bag on that weekend... and everyone else for their well-wishes and kind get-well messages. :)

SCI-FI-LONDON: 48hr Film Challenge

So Ceri 'Creativity Extraordinnaire' Williams (also know as "Diva Williams" and "Ceri Close-Up"), messaged me on the 11th March to ask if I was maybe about for the whole weekend on 6th and 7th April for the SFL 48hr Challenge...

... and I was and I couldn't think of an excuse quickly enough so...

(I'm kidding, of course I was, 'well up for it'!)

Other than some concerns over how well I would be able to operate the camera with only one hand, I was pretty keen and had done some work on Ceri's previous short-film 'Strings' under the direction of a more experienced - and by that, I mean has any experience at all, whatsoever - cameraman, Jon Boylan.
(Blog to come on Strings, another of Ceri's 'Flashcards' projects, as soon as the short-film is finished!)

So on the 5th April, I'm reading through the callsheet to make sure I've got everything, the batteries charging, I've cleared all my memory cards, my bags are all packed and I see on this sheet:

"DOP: Chloe Isherwood"

 (that's 'Director of Photography' for the unfamiliar)

... and, for someone who's a little nervous about ruining ALL Ceri's, and the rest of the team's, hard work... this sent me into some pretty bigtime, pre-shoot jitters...

Back at 'headquarters', props, locations, scripts, recording equipment, times, everything was being organised and planned and the team were buzzing around getting as ready as we could before the brief was released on Saturday morning and here I was about to ruin EVERYTHING because I was RESPONSIBLE for ALL OF THE CAMERAWORK....


So I was basically sat there like this:

O_o;

 ... all night.

And then out of nowhere, it was a lovely, bright, Saturday morning and I had a text from Ceri and she was on her way to pick me up and I was up, washed and dressed and outside the house waiting and I was thinking - "Erhmahgerd. Herlp."

But instead of help came Ceri, in the car, smiley and expectant of competent camera operation.

So I (foolishly) got in...

'Project Flashcards'

Sci-fi London 48hr Film Challenge

Ceri and Gemma

Let me start by introducing Ceri's carefully chosen team for this magical project:

Crew
Ceri Williams - Director
Andrew Cunningham - 2nd Unit Director & Music
Alex Twinn - 1st Assistant Director
Fran Green - Production Assistant
Michael Vincent - Art Department/Make Up & Costume
Phil Grigg - Sound

... oh and me - DOP. O_o;

Cast
Gemma Druce - Lead Female
Andrew Cunningham - Politician (voice)
Jon Boylan - News Reporter (voice)
Michael Vincent - News Reporter (voice)
Adam Gould - Interviewer (voice)
Matt Evans - Interviewee (voice)
Michael Vincent - Interviewee (voice)

The team was split into two. One team (1st unit) were off to film the visuals and sound on location with Gemma. The other team (all the 'voices') were off to London to sort out some scripts and get recorded! In fact, by the time we got to Gemma's house for costume, make-up and briefing, some of the 2nd unit had already long been in London getting started with set-up.

We received our brief at about 12pm, I think, which was...
Title: A Special Announcement
Dialogue: "I'm afraid to engage in interactions that I don't know how to control."
Prop: A padded envelope

 So, we (1st unit) got to site at about 1pm and started filming the end of the film first. Naturally.

Ceri on the set for scene 1
(I was in there too but like a ninja in the shadows)

The end of the film, or 'the paperwork scene' as I'm referring to it... I'm not going to tell you about as it will spoil it for when you watch it (if you haven't already seen it), but we filmed it a couple of times from approximately 10 different angles to see what worked best and for the most part, we were off to a pretty awesome start actually.

We then went on from there to film Gemma's ascent up the stairs and her walk along the chimneys...

... and then from up there, we filmed the wide shots of Gemma walking around some other parts of the site.

I filmed the entire short at 25fps and using a custom filter that I have set up on my 7D (that effectively whacks the contrast right down from the point of filming amongst other things). You can create your own custom in-cam filters and settings using the Canon software and it's actually pretty handy for this sort of thing. I obviously want my filmed images to look completely different and so having this set up allows me to do both without too much fiddling.

We filmed, I think, for a total of only about 4-5 hours (with a very small 5 minute break to wolf down some sandwiches that Ceri had lovingly made)...

Alex and Gemma enjoying the sun for a brief moment!

...and all-in-all I had a great time all day filming from various angles on an absolutely wicked site and my only complaint really was the inability to focus effectively with the broken hand!!!

On the other hand however (pun intended) I did manage to climb two difficult obstacles with one hand and with a dodgy hip so I was pretty much a machine that day. XD

I'm not broken, I'm just having
some functionality down-time...

Also, in the final cut, a few of the focussing issues actually worked rather nicely.

Completely intentional... O_o;

Now then, towards the end of the day, Ceri was watching the first take of Gemma climbing up and then back down the metal stairs when it suddenly hit her that Gemma had meant to be holding the little hand-radio pretty much the entire time we had been filming.

When Ceri arrived on site, whilst she was waiting for the second car of people to arrive, she was scuffing up the radio and then put it in Gemma's bag ready for filming... where it sat forgotten and alone for the best part of the day...

So, Phil suggested an additional 'camping' scene to show Gemma tuning into the radio so that it is implied that she has been tuning into all of these broadcasts that you're hearing during the film.

This, if we could get it done, would obviously fix the issue. But just for the sake of covering all eventualities, we popped the radio into as many scenes as we had left and included it in some pickup shots (such as pulling items in and out of the bag) and such.

Anyway, by the end of the day, when it started to get darker, we headed back homeward at this point to find that it was actually too dark to get the camping scene we wanted when we got back. At this point, Ceri, Gemma, Phil and I decided to do this final scene and any last-minute pickups the following afternoon.

22ish hours later...

On the Sunday, after a gruelling night for Ceri, Andrew and Phil who had already been putting the footage together, we headed out to another derelict location at about 5pm for the 'camping scene' where we had Gemma tuning into the radio.

We had Gemma tuning into the radio, studying her map, making plans, tuning into her radio again, getting stuff out of her bag, putting it back, etc for about an hour (sorry, Gemma) and filmed it from all different angles...

I really enjoyed filming although, admittedly, I was still a bit worried about the outcome having no real cinematography experience but there were a few bits and bobs in there that, looking back at it now, I am mental proud of. :)

So, here's a link to the film:

'A Special Announcement'

By 'Project Flashcards'

 Please enjoy it!

Interesting facts:

The dropping of the radio scene: The radio was dropped in the first location (4:43) and smashed open in the second location (4:45). The two locations being 15 miles apart!

The map: The map was just a massive map of the Brecon Beacons in Wales!

Corridor scene: In the scene where Gemma is walking down the little corridor 'following' the camera (2:09), Ceri had to pull me backwards along that route while I filmed it so I wouldn't accidentally suffer a crippling 10ft drop!

Metal stairs scene: When first filming this scene, Gemma didn't realise the second half of the railing was not attached to the stairs and had a bit of a near-death experience when she tried to lean on it!

Mood contrast: Despite the mood of the scene being angry, Gemma and (embarrassingly) myself, spent an unhealthy amount of the old electronics smashing scene with 'Pocket Full Of Sunshine' in our heads. It;s a dreadful song. Don't search for it. It's not worth the hassle.

Song: The song heard at 1:54 seconds and again at 2:24 was composed and recorded in just 24 minutes!

A boo boo: At 2:56, my shadow actually makes a guest appearance... (Can't help myself. Just wanted to be in it.)

Paperwork: At 3:40, the paperwork scene, all of this paperwork, other than the headers and footers where all default 'Lorem ipsum...' script which is actually why this shot is taken as if 'browsing' with Gemma...

Camping scene: Even though the camping scene was not used in the final cut, when Gemma was tuning in during filming, she found an actual radio station playing Taylor Swift... she was very happy about it and it was an excruciating couple of minutes.

Exit scene: The final scene (4:55) is from the second 'Sunday' location again and Phil was VERY particular about where all the rusty metal objects were placed so I'm very pleased 'his shot' got used. XD

Product placements: Tesco, Sharpie, Jiffy... see if you can spot them. We're expecting money and/or free stuff from each of them soon. :)

... and here are most of the team enjoying a meal on the Saturday evening after the first hard day's work...

L-R: Fran, Adam, Phil, Mike, Matt, myself, Andrew, Ceri
(Missed: Alex, Gemma and Jon)

That's a wrap!

The Age Of Scorpio by Gavin G Smith

Hey! It's my birthday!

And do you know what Gavin G Smith is doing on my birthday!? Releasing his next book with Gollancz! Wooh! \o/

Gavin contacted me nearly a year ago now, I think, to talk about creating images of some of his main characters from his new novel and I was immediately really enthused by the idea. He was after a collaborative set between myself and, who I like to call 'The Photoshop Wizard', Karmic Design.

The plan was to get some shots of two of his characters (Britha and Tangwen) and he enquired as to whether I had any suitable models for their general description. Even though, he humoured me with the idea that I could scout for both, I know he had already made his mind up on his Britha being Gabriella Howson, this leggy and strong-featured number...

An incredibly good choice though on his part.

I suggested Stephanie Lindley for his tom-boyish heroine, Tangwen...

And then, a little nearer the time, Gavin sent me a brief with all the props I would need to acquire and he also, foolishly, mentioned this other character Cliodna...

Oh my goodness, Cliodna. To think we might not have done those shots.

He said to me, effectively, 'fine' if I could find a Cliodna and fit the shoot in on top of the other two... we could shoot this character as well.

So I asked Kiera Gould...

Who is plenty enchanting and yet also vicious and therefore perfect for this role...

So we got it all together, got that Rachel Nicholson character on board for the make-up and contacted all the models to get their availability and book the shoots.

The 'Tangwen' Shoot - September 8th

Come September 8th, me, Gavin, Yvonne Cunningham (location/shoot co-ordinator), Rachel Nicholson and the lovely Stephanie Lindley were meeting at a tea-room in Brecon to prep for our first hike to Cwm Llan Llwch...

We drove out as far as we possibly could towards the beautiful nature-spot and parked up ready for our 30 minute walk up-hill...

To find this:

It was really, very beautiful.

As we were a little tired from the journey up, we had a very quick brunch in the sun whilst soaking our feet in the freezing-cold water looking like what Gavin described as an all-female hobbit cast from Lord of the Rings (thank you, Gavin for your ever sought-after comments and opinions):

Annoyingly, it was also implied that I would be 'Samwise' to Rachel's 'Frodo'. I was less amused by this than she. Mainly because she's cruel and I'm not really Gamgee's number 1 fan... still, he's better looking than Smeagol, I suppose and I do like 'taters so it could have been worse.

After our little pre-shoot snack, we got Rachel set up and doing the make-up on Steph...

... and then Gavin and Yvonne went for a walk about the Loch whilst I went scouting for shots and angles... well, that's what I said I was doing. I just wanted to take this shot:

(for scaling purposes, I have ringed Rach and Steph...)

I was pretty taken with the view and actually, my day had already been made by this point. I sat for a few minutes and then made my way back to Steph and Rachel, though, not before spotting Gavin trying to chuck Yvonne in the water, the menace:

When I got back, Rach was just finishing up and we were looking ready to shoot... we just needed to get the armour on her... The most amazing armour ever, might I add. I want it so much AND it's my birthday *coughhintcough*:

This is just one of many amazing pieces made by Evenlode Studio in Oxford... but it's still my favourite at the moment. You can see most of their latest stuff here if you're interested!:

Evenlode Studio - Facebook

Now then, back to the shoot: Tangwen has two sides to portray (as do all three of our characters in a way) and so the first is to demonstrate her youth and her more gentle-natured side, I suppose so to start us off I wanted to catch the sun on her and on the water which worked rather nicely actually as in both of these next ones she's surrounded in a gentle light:

This second image is the one that was used from this set and this is how it looks after it's been with The Photoshop Wizard (Karmic Design) for further enhancement and to make it look a bit more fantasy-ey...:

I'm pleased with both of those images. Especially with them being the first shots of the day. The lighting couldn't have been more spot on, I don't think.

Right, so next we got Rach back on the case for Tangwen's second 'look'. This time we were getting a bit more of a savage look. Which meant bringing out the scary, huntress side in Steph (who hasn't an angry or hurtful bone in her body... XD )...

So Rach slicked back her hair with white 'lime' (or paint) and started on Tangwen's war-paint...

... and meanwhile, "Location Hobbit", as Gavin has started to affectionately refer to her at this point... has decided she'd like to be a giant (normal-sized) now...

... but the climb made her a bit tired so it didn't last...

... and then she was prone so I was forced to bully her with my camera a bit.

Once again, veering off track - Here are some images of Tangwen, the Huntress...

This second one, again used for the final image, enhanced (rather expertly) by Karmic Design:

... And to think, I didn't even notice the burning hill fort while I was there.

We did also visit Pontsticill Reservoir also in the later part of the day to get the following images in a bit more of a sunset scene but these ones weren't used. Still, I like to share so I hope you enjoy:

... and then we had to break anyway for Steph's emergency 'Warrior Juice':

... so we called it a day there and went for a lovely meal - after giving Steph a hefty scrub - where all the hobbits promptly fell asleep on a collective of full bellies (as is best for hobbitses):

The 'Cliodna' Shoot - September 9th

Well, excitingly, Gabby (Britha) couldn't do the following day so that meant we were able to shoot the Cliodna shoot the following day! Yeah!

I was willing to shoot the Cliodna shoot all the way at the pre-arranged Lavernock Point in Newport, though I did not know the way - Luckily, we still had Location Hobbit.

So there we were after a heavy night's sleep, eating our breakfast in the hotel-adjoined restaurant, when who rocks up but Aldershot's very own Chuck Norris, Kiera Gould, Stunt (and pain) Extraordinnaire... or 'Stunt Hobbit'?

Kiera, frankly, is a bit terrifying. Especially if you are tired.

They call her Kierannosaurus - for a reason.

So here she is again:

... but don't let that face fool you because her real side comes out later in this shoot.

She's the type of girl that you don't want in your Zombie Apocalypse team, not because she wouldn't totally handle all of the zombies... more because if you were slacking, you'd be left for dead. And no matter how hard you might be trying, beside Kiera, you'll always be slacking.

As we're big on LOTR references today. Here's another demonstration:

I've killed 2 already! <- You
I'm on 17.                <- Kiera

...

We arrived at Lavernock Point fairly early on and Make-Up Hobbit (stupid name for her, as I think she was the tallest person on this shoot-team), got started on Cliodna's make-up.

Now Cliodna's a selkie... so they don't really wear clothes per se... and in this setting they're a bit grey/blue so Rach effectively was painting almost-naked Kiera blue for quite some time...

Meanwhile, Location Hobbit, Photo Hobbit (me), Arty Hobbit (Steph) and, erm, Gavin, sat down and had a little settle on the rocks.

I drew a picture.

Here is it:

... About 2 hours later, it had turned much coIder - not that Kiera was visibly suffering from any sort of human weakness - but we put our coats on and went in search of lunch.

When we returned, we munched our lunch, and our beautiful selkie was ready for her pictures...

Which went a bit like this:

This last one chosen to represent Cliodna's more softer creature side (you'll learn from the book that she's never particularly human)...

And here's Karmic Design's transformation of that last one:

Which I love, love, love with bells on. Ahhh!

For Cliodna's second look, she's going majorly feral so Kiera didn't have to put on such a massive act anymore pretending to be all gentle.

Rachel got going on THAT make-up:

... and then before we knew it, 3 days later, Kiera was ready for the 2nd set.

Cliodna the mental Chuck Norris selkie:

... and yet it was the below image that won us all over:

That's some creepy stuff right there.

But that's nothing. get a load of this Karmic Design creation:

I love that final image. In fact, the two of Cliodna are my favourite final images but I love the others as well for many other reasons.

So that was day 2 of project 'Age of Scorpio'. We were, for the most part, covered in body paint and exhaustion. Not to mention, Rachel kindly did this to me:

Making me look like some kind of dirty, male hippy-type.

We wrapped up Kiera in a dressing gown and bundled her off to a nearby shower... but not before getting a shot of the team:

The 'Britha' Shoot - September 15th

Right, the final shoot - Starring the ever-stunning Gabriella Howson:

Location: The top of Pen yFan; The highest peak in South Wales and Southern Britain at 886m high.

Game on.

Didn't even look that high from down here...

... So after the first few steps I was wheezing like a wounded pig.

The back pack was digging into my shoulders, fit, athletic people were overtaking me, practically jogging, and after, probably an hour of Rachel and I, straining up this mountain, crying with laughter at our own terrible jokes and weirding out the rest of the team, we FINALLY... made it into the freezing cold clouds and started to rejoice that we had made it... only to be told that we weren't actually at the top yet...


And another thing to add to this already bizarre scenario (of the two girls hiking up a mountain, at a snails pace, looking in pain and crying with laughter...) I forgot to mention that Gabby was already in make-up and looked like this:

... and was getting a fair few funny looks of her own. XD

Anyway, another 15-20 minutes later, there was a lot less laughter but a lot more being at the top of this deceptive mountain.

Here's Rachel's success story:

... it was now that we chose to tell her she technically could have waited in the car.

So now, with Nature's fog-machine, atop Pen y Fan, we started shooting Britha.

Now both of Britha's final images are from the same set rather than two different locations or two different make-up sets but they are as follows with Karmic Design's beautiful/scary edits:

Britha's more noble, druid-esque look:

And after enhancements:

... and then here is savage, celty, heart-eating Britha:

I know, she doesn't look savage or celty, heart-eating but check this bad-boy out:

Good job Karmic Design!!

Well that's it from me, you guys and I have to say we had a bloody fantastic time shooting all these and I've never worked with such a well-glued team. We had a whale of a time, got some wicked images and you know what, for such a big meanie with a terrible sense of humour, Gavin G Smith sure can write a novel.

The Age of Scorpio is out today, folks!

Available in bookstores and on Amazon now!